Category: Joke Board
Quick Jokes
Our son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia. He invited my husband and I
for a visit.
After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance
to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said, "We're getting closer."
"How do you know?" I asked.
He pointed to a sign that read: "Sonny's Bar-B-Q: Tank Parking Available"
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a
cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's
important
to learn a foreign language?"
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It was Super Bowl Sunday, and in a Presbyterian church the time for the
collection of tithes and offerings was approaching. The minister, a true
sports
enthusiast, reached into his pocket, took out a quarter, flipped it into
the
air, glanced at it as it landed, then in typical referee fashion joyfully
announced: "The ushers will receive!"